Crazy things I’ve said/written recently: "It's a holiday in Canada and I'll post filler if I want" Edition

“Unless you are complimenting me, I rarely agree with anything you say.”

“I am considering pulling a Britney Spears’ Dad and taking over all dating decisions from you.”

“Tweeting is dropping your pants to impress someone. Blogging is, “Here’s my junk, but hang around a bit and I’ll show you how I use it.'”

“Handwriting analysis is very cool.  Though I’m not sure I’d want to know what mine says about me.  ‘Has ego problem — and possibly a broken hand.'”

Bonus:

“Calm your hormones.” — The Monkey. To her Dad, on the phone, when he tells her it is almost time to go home.  (Somehow she manages to say these things and not come off as bratty.)

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  1. I was planning to do a similar post with some of the weird dialogues between my boyfriend and I. After 6 years, we must have run out of stuff to say because we talk a lot of nonsense now.

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