I have a secret.
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Fine, I’ll speak up.
*makes sure nobody is watching*
Jessica Stover is taking on Hollywood.
Actually, she is just using a very creative way to get her movie made.
And you could be part of it.
No, not you.
Fine, you too.
I wouldn’t normally mention this, but since all PDDC readers are so intelligent (and attractive) I figured it was safe.
All you have to do is follow this link and all will be unveiled to you.
Now this message will self-destruct.
Well, that was anti-climactic.