Choose your own adventure…
I don’t really have a post today.
No, no. It’ll be okay. Thankfully I did two yesterday.
The reason being is that I have what we in the business call a “blinding sinus headache.” And it is annoying the creativity out of me.
To make up for this blatant neglect of my loyal readers, I am going to let you pick a topic for tomorrow’s post. Ooooooooooooooh. Exciting, no?
E-mail your favourite of these titles to peterdewolf(at)gmail.com. And tomorrow I’ll write about the one with the most votes. It’s just that easy.
1) “My jihad (small “j”/non-religious version) against Ben Affleck. “
2) “Why I can’t bet on football.”
3) “What if I wrote this post as an angry white rapper… suckas.”
4) “Gilmore girls season premiere”
5) “Another ‘girl I screwed up with during university’ story.”
6) “America: Police force of the world.”
7) “Почему peter настолько sexy?”
8) [Write-in vote.]
The deal with the write-in vote is that if someone comes up with something that amuses me, it totally trumps the voting results. This is a peterocracy… suckas.
I’m going to go pop some sinus pills and watch “How I Met Your Mother.”