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actual (and kind of pervy) things you'll find in my archives

actual (and kind of pervy) things you'll find in my archives

“A dream is a wish your penis makes.” “So, he spent much of his time inventing stuff and having masturbatorial fantasies about President McKinley’s wife.” “But now that you’ve gone down on everything but...

I've never done that before…

I've never done that before…

Last night, as I was replying to an e-mail from my STOG partner in crime, I received a text from a friend. [You know how gmail threads mail conversations?  Well, Brandy and I were...

Forget everything you know about blogging…

Forget everything you know about blogging…

If you’ve spent enough time reading blogs, you’ve seen just how repetitive they can get sometimes. It’s all chick bloggers saying things like, “This? Is a post about my feelings.” And jackass dude bloggers...

Crazy things I’ve said/written recently: "It's a holiday in Canada and I'll post filler if I want" Edition

Crazy things I’ve said/written recently: "It's a holiday in Canada and I'll post filler if I want" Edition

“Unless you are complimenting me, I rarely agree with anything you say.” “I am considering pulling a Britney Spears’ Dad and taking over all dating decisions from you.” “Tweeting is dropping your pants to...

More crazy things I've said/written recently

More crazy things I've said/written recently

“Humour is a gift…  and Santa missed your house.” “I’m not positive…  Just a guess.  But it could be because you’re a fuckhole.” “I want to name your boobs ‘Stone Henge’ and ‘crop circles’...

I really did know

I really did know

Sometimes when people read my blog posts, or my novella (READ IT), they mention the dialog.  This is occasionally followed by “You don’t really talk like that, do you?” The simple answer is “yes.” ...