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I like playing with dialogue

I like playing with dialogue

“Does this dress make me look…?” she asks, lifting her arms up and out from her hips. “Penguin-like?” “WHAT?!?” “What?” “You said I look like a penguin!” “No! Your arms. You lifted them up...

Why You’re Single

Why You’re Single

You’re single because you’re kind of a dick. You’re single because you stubbornly believe that dress looks good. You’re single because you think “I’m blunt” and “I just say what I think” excuses you...

my pet stray cat is kinda skittish

my pet stray cat is kinda skittish

Maybe I should explain. I dig cats. All cool and aloof and they lick their front paws and wash their faces. I think we can all agree that is pretty friggin’ cute. But I...

snippet from something bigger. maybe.

snippet from something bigger. maybe.

Salt and/or Pepa are being made to want to shoop as she puts a red dress back in the packed-to-overflowing closet. The dress always gets the kind of male attention she once enjoyed more...

10 social marketing pick-up lines

10 social marketing pick-up lines

“Give me twenty minutes and you’ll be making your S-E-… ‘O face.’” “We’ll start your campaign with a little pre-launch… then the launch… then cuddling.” “Wanna put the sin in synergy?” “I’ll help you...

a little dating advice for the ladies

a little dating advice for the ladies

As you get older, a couple of things happen. 1) Your hair gets a little grey. (And by “a little grey,” I mean that some mornings your pillow looks like you had a vigorous,...

wind beneath wings blow grass skirts

wind beneath wings blow grass skirts

I slipped into bed, as sexily as any grown man can in hula girl-festooned boxer shorts. She looked up from her computer with that smile. I audibly swooned. She leaned towards me, looking beyond...

finding love in the blog world!

finding love in the blog world!

When my ‘in real life’ male friends complain about being single, I always give them the same reply. “Start a blog.” I tell them about the female-to-male ratio. (Wowzers!) I tell them about all...