Category: The Monkey

my weekend in sound bites

my weekend in sound bites

Peter: Are you Uncle Pete’s girl this visit? ACN: *shakes her head no* Peter: Are you [grand mother]’s girl? ACN: Yeeeaaah. Peter: Nooooo. ACN: *giggles* Peter: Are you mad because I missed talking to...

we have adorable twerps in my family

we have adorable twerps in my family

The ACN has a new ‘do. It is shorter, with bangs AND a couple of pink streaks. (Can’t really see pink streaks.) She is some tattoos away from looking like a roller derby girl....

i have to tell you something, future wife

i have to tell you something, future wife

Well hiiiiii there, Future Wife. I like your hair today. But I really do have something to tell you. And it is not that I was coerced into listening to a bunch of Taylor...

yeah, she's related to me

yeah, she's related to me

The Monkey was asked why she didn’t get a school picture this year. “Got it taken. Didn’t like it. Grrrrrrr. The guy was really pissing me off. ‘You have a weird part.’ Why the...

i opted not to embarrass her. mostly.

i opted not to embarrass her. mostly.

The Monkey’s party is going on right now. I did a pretty good job, I think, as ‘intimidating doorman with guest list.’ I decided not to shave today, so that I’d look even burlier....

i have a miley cyrus song stuck in my head

i have a miley cyrus song stuck in my head

Some of you have been asking for updates on The Monkey’s party. Frankly I’m surprised that Entertainment Tonight (and Entertainment Tonight Canada) aren’t covering it. This event is huge. HUGE. I’ve seen royal weddings...

and so it begins

and so it begins

The Monkey turns 13 next month. She decided that she deserves a big party. She’s been talking about it for months.  But, in true Monkey fashion, she only started really planning this week. Oh! ...