my weekend in sound bites
Peter: Are you Uncle Pete’s girl this visit? ACN: *shakes her head no* Peter: Are you [grand mother]’s girl? ACN: Yeeeaaah. Peter: Nooooo. ACN: *giggles* Peter: Are you mad because I missed talking to...
Category: The Monkey
there should be a U in team, future wife
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. You’re pretty. So, Eff Double U, like all other celebrities, I require a team of people around me to help me look good and to get things done. But, in my case, it’s...
we have adorable twerps in my family
The ACN has a new ‘do. It is shorter, with bangs AND a couple of pink streaks. (Can’t really see pink streaks.) She is some tattoos away from looking like a roller derby girl....
i have to tell you something, future wife
Well hiiiiii there, Future Wife. I like your hair today. But I really do have something to tell you. And it is not that I was coerced into listening to a bunch of Taylor...
yeah, she's related to me
The Monkey was asked why she didn’t get a school picture this year. “Got it taken. Didn’t like it. Grrrrrrr. The guy was really pissing me off. ‘You have a weird part.’ Why the...
i opted not to embarrass her. mostly.
The Monkey’s party is going on right now. I did a pretty good job, I think, as ‘intimidating doorman with guest list.’ I decided not to shave today, so that I’d look even burlier....
i have a miley cyrus song stuck in my head
Some of you have been asking for updates on The Monkey’s party. Frankly I’m surprised that Entertainment Tonight (and Entertainment Tonight Canada) aren’t covering it. This event is huge. HUGE. I’ve seen royal weddings...
and so it begins
The Monkey turns 13 next month. She decided that she deserves a big party. She’s been talking about it for months. But, in true Monkey fashion, she only started really planning this week. Oh! ...
generation gap
I was all stretched out on my bed last night. Hat head in full effect. It was, like, eight-ish. A half hour before the big Canada/Russia hockey showdown. (Woooo!) I had just watched a...
