“You’re so gorgeous that you give my eyes an erection.” “How does that work exactly?” “Uhm… your hotness changes the shape of my peepers?” “So, like, an astigmatism?” “An astigmatism […]
I’m a goof
A Blogger Christmas Carol
A cranky, though underratedly handsome man named Ebepeter Scrooge sits in his office, going over his sitemeter stats by candlelight. His assistant, Ben Cratchit, enters. “Mr. Scrooge, it’s pretty cold […]
No one reads blogs on Fridays anyway…
… so why not a silly topic? Because I’d NEVER write a silly post otherwise. In an email conversation with a fellow blogger, we somehow got on the topic of […]
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One of Cameron’s favourite things about having a part-time job in the library is the opportunity for people watching – and listening. He also loves that his best friends line […]
Points are for suckas
‘member when Obama was at the Al Smith dinner and said that one of his weaknesses was that he is too awesome? (I don’t recall the exact wording. Just google […]