social conservatives The Kardashians mushrooms pitchers batting in baseball the Boston Red Sox “ALL OF THE [THINGS]” any song that has its own dance tweets that begin with “that” (e.g. […]

Remember how I ran a contest the other day? You guys had to guess how I scored on the Myers-Briggs Personality Test deal. And the winner is… NOBODY! A lot […]

I really do. So now that poopingrainbows.com is humming along nicely, I feel like it’s time to tackle something else. It’s time for some fiction. It’s time for a new […]

If you’re not reading poopingrainbows, you are really missing out. Seriously. There has been a month’s worth of writing posted there so far, and I gotta say it has far […]

Jenn mentioned the Myers-Briggs personality test in a post the other day. This gave Ashley an idea. (Thanks, Jenn.) “You should take the test!” “I already did! You made me […]

Long-time readers of this humble blog will realize that I haven’t written about The Monkey in a long time. I’d tell her it’s because she’s not cute anymore. (Since she […]

I’m not so good at throwing things away. I’ve known this amount myself for some time now. And I am reminded each time I do some house cleaning. A year […]

Love should be a balls-out proposition. When you feel it, you should feel it. You should fucking feel it. And share it. An “I love you” should never be thought […]

i wanted to be an astronomer he says eyes full of stars stomach full of pancakes i thought you wanted to be an architect she replies nibbling sweet potato tots […]

I really do. But the country couldn’t be so big that when I was doing what I do, the world would get all nosey-britches on me. I hate that. News […]