Last season, and the season before, Toronto Blue Jays right fielder Jose Bautista crushed the ball. Mammoth home run after mammoth home run. His swing was violent beauty. Then the […]
blog every day in june
freelancing would make a good name for a porn about a medieval gigolo who doesn’t charge
I’ve been wanting to REALLY get into freelance writing for a while now. Scratch that. I’ve been wanting people to pay me to write the kind of stuff I am […]
what kind of a dumbass idea was it to try to write a blog post every day in june?
For serious. It seemed easy enough. One blog post a day. Wheeee! No. No Wheeee! It kinda sucks. At first it was cool because it felt good to blog daily. Now […]
peter shares an embarrassing secret
I’ve been doing this thing lately where I look over the top of my glasses like I’m a naughty librarian. I should really stop doing that. Though I think we […]
mr. furley?
“I know people may judge, but… it makes me feel good. More put together, you know? Hell, even a little pretty. And sometimes I just like to do something nice […]
the internet is all crankypants lately
I know this is not new information for anyone, but some people on the internet don’t know how to discuss things that they don’t agree with. It starts with a […]
i write letters to my future wife, present readers (& a challenge!)
Hi. I’ve been writing letters to my future wife since 2007. I “Holy poop!”-ed when I went back to check. 5 years. They are still one of the things I […]
‘blister in the sun’ is stuck in my head but i don’t think it has anything to do with this post
the search from time to time it occurs to me is for the target of another the pangs of hunger for someone else’s tastes your outfit their measurements so it […]
i think it’s time we all admit that i’m a pretty serious poet
there’s a scar on my hand and i’m still not sure where it came from though i wish i had a fun story yo i punched mengele uhm he’s been […]
I’m Train’s Underrated Classic “Meet Virginia” and You’re Not
Hello. I’m Train’s underrated classic “Meet Virginia.” And I’m PISSED. Straight up. I have a question that has plagued me lo these many years… In what world is “Hey, Soul […]