Bone-ability ranking of characters on Gossip Girl

1- Serena van der Woodsen – Freak of nature. Come ON.

2- Lily van der Woodsen – I hope that she keeps her hair in a bun whilst in the boudoir. She’s a MrrrrowwwrrrrrrrrILF.

3- Vanessa Abrams – I… just think she’s prrretty.

4- Dorota – Seems like she comes from sturdy Eastern European stock. And she looks like she wouldn’t shy away from a riding crop. Mmmm hmmmm.

5- Hazel – Every list needs a cute little tete rouge.

6- Blair Waldorf – Not feeling the head bands.

7- Nate Archibald – He’s got kind eyes.

8- Penelope – She looks like the type that will do you in your Ford F-150, then steal your wallet, and leave a naked picture of herself on your phone. Come to think of it, why isn’t she higher on this list?

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  1. Thrice says:

    Come on Peter! Don’t u think you’re forgetting the greatest, cutest and hottest character ever? C-H-U-C-K!

  2. Ashley says:

    I don’t watch Gossip Girl but this made me laugh…a little. If I knew what you were speaking of.

  3. AshleyD says:

    Oh man, I’d definitely go for Nate. No questions.

  4. Heidi says:

    you left off little j!

    top of my list = chuck. The dark mysterious jerk who i know is going to break my heart but still….that husky voice of his just…*swoon*

  5. deutlich says:

    y’know, I have never seen even 1 gossip girl episode

  6. JenBun says:

    Yeah, I don’t watch this either…

    But good to see there’s a dude on your list! :D

  7. Brianna says:

    oh please, Blair and Chuck are the only redeemable characters on that show — bangability-wise or otherwise.

  8. Little Fish says:

    Chuck is so so so yummy and I have a huge girl crush on Blair.

    Dorota should have her own show. Yea, I love her that much.

    Nate= boring

    Dan= hot, but too nice. Unlike Chuck, he’d probably be too afraid to pull my hair. Oops… did I just type that out loud.

  9. brandy says:

    I’ve seen a few episodes of this. I think if we are talking banging- I’d go with Chuck. If I wanted someone to swoon over? Definitely Dan.

  10. Yeah I’d hump Serena. I wonder if that’s why Dan HUMPhrey got paired up with her.

  11. Thrice says:

    you see? we all love Chuck Bass :D

  12. Elle Bee says:

    This is hilarious. Love it.

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