"Best Laid Plans" – Part 2

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  1. The Stormin Mormon says:

    Rachel Ray’s show(s) will never be canceled.

    Well… Maybe her talk show, but not the cooking ones.

  2. Amy says:

    Oh my, this dinner is going to be a disaster!

    WOMEN HATE RACHAEL RAY! Don’t believe me? Try google “I hate Rachael Ray”, or “Rachael Ray sucks”. (You might even find something I wrote.)

    She loves herself way more than anyone should. She is exhausting to watch, mostly because he never stops YELLING. Really, just look at her studio audience, they look remarkably unimpressed. Not to mention, she uses garbage for ingredients.

    Did you see the episode where she made fun of Nova Scotia? That was the last straw for me.

  3. Eve says:

    Hmm, I think J.P. has the (usually incorrect) belief that somehow he can make his girlfriend happy…

  4. Peter says:

    stormin’: I suspect that she meant the talk show.

    amy: I’ve only seen a few minutes of her… ever. And basically only remember her because my father once remarked that “she looks like she can fight, fuck, drive a truck, and drink a bottle of wine.” I’m still laughing about that.

    eve: I suspect that you are correct. I also suspect that he can make the situation even worse.

  5. James Cooper says:

    I have a Rachael Ray cookbook from which my girlfriend and I have extracted many tasty recipes (from the Average-Joe point of view). So the food, at least, should be good. If what amy says is true, however, this might be headed for disaster.

    Just to nit-pick though, the line ‘”Hey! You are Rachel Ray!”‘ feels a little awkward. But maybe that’s just me…

  6. Peter says:

    James: I was mocking myself with that line. I used it on a famous Canadian hockey player when I was a kid. Of course, I also grabbed the startled man by the front of his suit jacket.

  7. jazz says:

    the suspense!

    what is he going to forget at the grocery store i wonder!

  8. Peter says:

    jazz: Ha! I am just hoping that by writing a bunch of installments, one will eventually be funny and/or interesting.

  9. sara says:

    I totally read Pedro’s part with an accent. Was I supposed to or am I just that much of a Mexican?

  10. The Stormin Mormon says:

    Tell me you grabbed one of Don Cherry’s internationally known gaudy suit jackets…

    I could do a series of posts about that man’s apparel.

  11. Steph says:

    Well! Giddy up. What happened next?

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