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  1. STP says:

    This is just one of many embarrassing moments from my life.

  2. Slightly Disorganized says:

    Yeah, not going to lie…I’m a sleep farter. Which of course you don’t know about until your significant other (at the time) tells you. Luckily I’m not loud enough to wake myself up. It’s mildly embarassing but at least I know I can’t help it.

  3. molly says:

    Hilarious. I woke myself up one, just once I swear–only to find Michael laughing at me.

  4. Kara B says:

    What kind of books are you reading? Must be a boy book. Girls books don’t discuss farts in depth.

  5. Paige Jennifer says:

    Oh for the love of GOD – that was brilliant and just the giggle I needed on a pre-holiday-weekend Friday. I’m mean, no that I can relate (cough cough).

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  7. Airam says:

    I want Brandon for my boyfriend.

  8. Jurgen Nation says:

    The worst ones are the ones you can’t hear. I have a formidable intestinal issue. When you wake yourself up as well as the person sleeping next to you? That’s bad. I would say that that would be time to go to a doctor, but I have been. No dice.

    I love Brandon.

  9. DrunkBrunch says:

    Oh lord, I did this once in my sleep in front of a boyfriend.

    Its, uh, percussive sound jolted me awake and I was completely startled. He never let me live it down, often telling the story at family dinners.

  10. ~Tim says:

    I hope Melissa realizes that Brandon is a keeper!

    I once farted while my dog was lying next to me and she got up and moved across the room….

  11. Michael says:

    Dang, change the names and it could a scene from our bedroom.


  12. Janet says:

    How tender! How romantic!

  13. Eve says:

    I know this is made up, because in real life, she would have tried to blame it on him.

  14. Caitlyn says:

    Oh my god, how cute is that? I love that he kissed her forehead.

    The only problem with this is that girls don’t fart.

  15. Lauren says:

    Adorable. But guys are never that nice.

  16. Kate says:

    why is he sleeping on the floor?

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