Anniversary (redux)

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  1. twobuyfour says:

    That’s a wonderful story. It doesn’t even matter if its true or not. It’s well written, funny, and happy.

  2. Mim says:

    Really CH? really? You had me so hooked, I wanted to know why this girl wasn’t still in your life, everything. Really? I might pout for the rest of the day…or giggle. I haven’t decided.

  3. Avitable says:

    Do you think she had been kept in a small cage her whole life and that’s why she tasted like veal?

  4. 123Valerie says:

    “Hi.”

    I’ve got to give that one a try. It’s so much better than my standard, “Can I borrow $20 so my pimp doesn’t beat me up?”

  5. Clink says:

    I’m with Mim – I was totally hooked and totally excited and totally like WOW, who is this girl, we have never spoke of her.

    And then you made me feel like an ass with the last four sentences.

  6. Airam says:

    Great story … have you ever tried finding her?

  7. blogging says:

    exactly. what. clink. said.

    way to be there buddy, way to be. ;)

  8. Peter says:

    Avitable: I assumed that was why.

    Everybody else: IF this girl really existed, and I admit to nothing, it is entirely possible that, in reality, College Peter blew it pretty early on when he chose pizza over a girl. You know, IF she really existed.

  9. distracted spunk says:

    I’m with Clink and Blogging. You had me hooked. You would think I’d know that every story you tell always has a twist, but apparently not. Alas.

  10. Airam says:

    See the way I took “and then I turned into a werewolf and ate her” was that you devoured her in a *ahem* sexual way.

    I guess my mind is in the gutter.

  11. Peter says:

    distracted spunk: I am a sneakypants.

    airam: tsk tsk. Italian girls.

  12. Michelle and the City says:

    i totally snorted at the end. out loud. at work.

  13. Peter says:

    MichelleL Yay! I love being a bad influence on people at work

  14. B2G says:

    I was going to type exactly what Michelle did. Cuz I did.

  15. Peter says:

    sarah: Snorts are the sincerest form of flattery.

  16. lfar says:

    alright. Did you ACTUALLY go through an “i only date short cute blondes” phase? If so, you TOTALLY just dropped 10 points in my book. Why do guys like tiny girls? I seriously don’t get it. Let me understand, Pete!

  17. Peter says:

    Lisa: Not a phase, really. Just a string of 3 or 4 in a row. Not by design though. And, let’s face it, only “cute” matters.

  18. sybil law says:

    Mmmmm. The lean meat.
    That bar would’ve killed me with the music.
    But this story was excellent! Happy Hallloween!

  19. Ashley says:

    HAHAHA that was great. Beautiful story and the ending? Had me falling off my chair with laughter. Alittle disappointed yes, but I always love a good laugh.

  20. Peter says:

    sybil: Thanks! And to you.

    ashley: Disappointed, eh? I am starting to get the feeling that my blog friends are rooting for me in the romance department.

  21. Cait says:

    Wait, what the hell? I was so into this story Peter, and of course you had to go and make it wonderful by eating her. And not in the naughty sense.

  22. Sean says:

    hook, line and sinker…

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