An open letter to cute American women…

Hi.

Me again.

If more than half of your country loses their collective fucking minds and elects McCain/Palin, I am open to discussing offering myself up for a Canadian citizenship marriage.

(Preference given to bendy haters of Family Guy.)

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  1. Deutlich says:

    That is such a selfless and admirable act Mr. DeWolf.

  2. lspoon says:

    Damn and this is the only downside to already being married. How about I’ll come be your next door neighbor? B/c I will totally be immigrating if that scenario plays out.

  3. DraMa says:

    Seeing as how I have stalked you to no avail and consider you hot, and would like to pretend that I’m actually a cute American girl, I accept.

    Can I still accept if Obama is chosen though?

  4. Clink says:

    Will you marry both me AND M? That’s, like, totally legal in Canada, right?

  5. each of the two says:

    thank you.

  6. BS says:

    I have a feeling you’ll have a wait-list.

    I’ll offer up my bendyness in exchange for a willingness to watch Baseball Tonight and Red Sox games. Or maybe you feel that the Canadian citizenship is enough.

  7. Peter says:

    deutlich: I can’t lie, I’m a giver.

    lspoon: I’ll start following the local real estate market for you.

    drama: I may have ignored your stalking because I feared you were a Family Guy fan.

    my darling clink: I am a little concerned that my immediate reaction was, “But, he’s a Patriots fan!”

    each of two: I do what I can.

    bs: You are gonna have to be spectacularly bendy to get me to watch the Sox.

  8. Stacy says:

    pick ME, pick ME! :)

  9. JenBun says:

    You are going to have a harem…

    But it’s NOT going to happen!!! (The election results, not the harem. That’s no concern of mine…)

    Right, America?!?

    Right?

  10. Maggie says:

    This is good. It’s kind of the political equivalent of a fire escape plan.

  11. Angela says:

    I have always wanted to live in Canada. I blame it on watching both “Avonlea” and “Degrassi” at a young and impressionable age.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Don’t be like that! You know Obama will win as the next president :)

    Cazza

  13. sid says:

    Guess this offer is only open to American women. What about cute South African women?

  14. Peter says:

    stacy: Surely you realize that more would go into my decision making than just that.

    jenbun: I don’t know about a harem. I am not much of a multitasker.

    maggie: Plus, you know, Canada is awesome.

    angela: You just got moved up the list because of your Canuck knowledge. (Also, I live like two hours from Avonlea.)

    cazza: From your fingers to… God’s eyes?

    sid: Bendy south African women?

  15. Felicia says:

    I’ll take you up on that offer even if McCain doesn’t win. Canada rules!

  16. notthelifeiordered says:

    Peter, you are constantly amazing me with your selflessness. Always thinking of others over yourself.

    I better at least have a place in your closet because seriously, this girl is fleeing the country if McCain wins.

  17. DraMa says:

    Definitely not a Family Guy fan. Never seen it actually. Am I allowed to stalk you again, then?

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