An open letter to cute American women…

Hi.

Me again.

If more than half of your country loses their collective fucking minds and elects McCain/Palin, I am open to discussing offering myself up for a Canadian citizenship marriage.

(Preference given to bendy haters of Family Guy.)

0 thoughts on “An open letter to cute American women…

  1. Damn and this is the only downside to already being married. How about I’ll come be your next door neighbor? B/c I will totally be immigrating if that scenario plays out.

  2. Seeing as how I have stalked you to no avail and consider you hot, and would like to pretend that I’m actually a cute American girl, I accept.

    Can I still accept if Obama is chosen though?

  3. I have a feeling you’ll have a wait-list.

    I’ll offer up my bendyness in exchange for a willingness to watch Baseball Tonight and Red Sox games. Or maybe you feel that the Canadian citizenship is enough.

  4. deutlich: I can’t lie, I’m a giver.

    lspoon: I’ll start following the local real estate market for you.

    drama: I may have ignored your stalking because I feared you were a Family Guy fan.

    my darling clink: I am a little concerned that my immediate reaction was, “But, he’s a Patriots fan!”

    each of two: I do what I can.

    bs: You are gonna have to be spectacularly bendy to get me to watch the Sox.

  5. You are going to have a harem…

    But it’s NOT going to happen!!! (The election results, not the harem. That’s no concern of mine…)

    Right, America?!?

    Right?

  6. I have always wanted to live in Canada. I blame it on watching both “Avonlea” and “Degrassi” at a young and impressionable age.

  7. stacy: Surely you realize that more would go into my decision making than just that.

    jenbun: I don’t know about a harem. I am not much of a multitasker.

    maggie: Plus, you know, Canada is awesome.

    angela: You just got moved up the list because of your Canuck knowledge. (Also, I live like two hours from Avonlea.)

    cazza: From your fingers to… God’s eyes?

    sid: Bendy south African women?

  8. Peter, you are constantly amazing me with your selflessness. Always thinking of others over yourself.

    I better at least have a place in your closet because seriously, this girl is fleeing the country if McCain wins.

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