An open letter to baseball…

Dear baseball,

It has come to the point where I am going to have to start seeing other sports. (I’ve heard good things about jai alai.)

It’s not me. It’s you.

Also, please don’t see my wearing of your caps as some kind of tacit support for the bacne-filled clusterfuck that you’ve become. I just likes me hats.

(no longer) Yours,

0 thoughts on “An open letter to baseball…

  1. Get into rowing. Now there’s a sport with way too huge of muscles.

    And is it pathetic that I still love baseball? That I’m giving it a million more chances?

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