This is as dressy as he gets. And it’s not bad. White shirt. Sport coat. No tie. Jeans. But they’re new. You know, ish. Hair cut. Relatively clean shaven. A […]
Month: June 2014
some of you will disagree, but you’re wrong and i’m right
Any time I hear, “I’m just enjoying being single,” I don’t completely believe it. And most of the time I don’t buy it at all. Unless you just broke up […]
i’m going to be a pain in the ass sometimes, future wife
Hi, love! It has come to my attention, through countless hours of self-examination and, you know, feedback from everyone I’ve ever met, that sometimes I can be a tiny bit […]
the girl in the green dress
“So I’ve been thinking…” she says, reaching across the diner table and stealing one of his fries. “Oh yeah?,” he replies, moving his plate away from her. “I think it […]
14 Reasons Why House Hunters Raises My Blood Pressure
1. Every single couple has somehow existed on the planet for a few decades, yet remains blissfully unaware that you can buy paint in stores. “The realtor found something that […]
one good turn
i’m a dancer in my heart in my soul just not in my feet but with you i want to try tonight the moon is so bright it is casting […]
psst. come here.
It’s the peek, I think, that’s the thing. Dropping hints at more. I’ll pick them up. I want. More. It keeps me awake. I want to whisper it, in the […]
what i want to tell you
Taboo confessions whispered in the dark echo longer. Things left unsaid grow into… These secrets, that shouldn’t be, and aren’t really. You know. I know. This is what I want […]
if you’ve ever wondered if you’ve been in love
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not you’ve been in love, you haven’t. You haven’t. You may have been in lust. You may have been smitten or besotted. It just […]
A Letter To My Future Wife
Just in case Future Wife reads Thought Catalog.