“What about this shirt?” “I didn’t know Gap had an ‘approaching middle age pimp’ department.” “So… no?” “Yeah. No.” “Approaching middle age?” “So…” “So?” “Soooooo…” “I’m not sure that adding […]
Month: January 2014
An Open Letter to Lovely and Beguiling Actress-Singer Anna Kendrick
Dear, Anna Kendrick. Hi. Between you and me, I think my girlfriend may be sick of hearing me talk about you. (She is also sick of me talking about Gold […]
i don’t like to travel, future wife
Hi, lady! It’s been a while. And, yes, it’s true, I am not a big traveler. There are a number of reasons. 1) I’m allergic to a lot of things: […]
24 Things You Learn When You Leave Your 20s
Did I mention that I was on Thought Catalog the other day?