“Give me twenty minutes and you’ll be making your S-E-… ‘O face.’” “We’ll start your campaign with a little pre-launch… then the launch… then cuddling.” “Wanna put the sin in […]

As you get older, a couple of things happen. 1) Your hair gets a little grey. (And by “a little grey,” I mean that some mornings your pillow looks like […]

I slipped into bed, as sexily as any grown man can in hula girl-festooned boxer shorts. She looked up from her computer with that smile. I audibly swooned. She leaned […]

When my ‘in real life’ male friends complain about being single, I always give them the same reply. “Start a blog.” I tell them about the female-to-male ratio. (Wowzers!) I […]