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Month: December 2009

smell you later, '09

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

Hiyas. No new posts until next week (probably.)  The Niece of Adorable Cuteness is here for the week and she demands my full attention. Seriously.  If she doesn’t get it, […]

Posted in Uncategorized 10 Comments

A Blogger Christmas Carol

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

A cranky, though underratedly handsome man named Ebepeter Scrooge sits in his office, going over his sitemeter stats by candlelight. His assistant, Ben Cratchit, enters. “Mr. Scrooge, it’s pretty cold […]

Posted in I'm a goof, seemed like a good idea at the time... sorta, was better in my head 30 Comments

ringer #4

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

it begins or so i’ve heard with teeny letters on a small glowing square really T9Word-ian replies to touchscreen QWERTY desires the buzzing of the arrival of the first gently […]

Posted in word doodles 2 Comments

it’s like a manual, future wife

Posted on December 21, 2009January 26, 2014 by Peter DeWolf

Hiya, Future Wife. A number of bloggers have been posting about the pros and cons of being single for the holidays lately. My only real thought was “It sucks not […]

Posted in peter's future wife 13 Comments

they have t-shirts though

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

she is keeping you at arm’s length (partially) so that her hand is just on you again no troop surge is large enough to protect the heart and control the […]

Posted in word doodles 5 Comments

word doodles + pics

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

Many months ago, I woke up with an idea.  And bedhead. The idea was to combine some of my favourite word doodles (at the time) with cool pics. I mentioned […]

Posted in word doodles 32 Comments

remember how much you loved my guest post for Jenn last week with stories about me as a kid?

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

What’s that? You didn’t love it? Huh. OK.  Well… Way to ruin an intro. Jerk. Whatever. Here is part two. With even cuter pics.

Posted in sometimes I guest post 1 Comment

it’s all twerps and girly movies, future wife

Posted on December 14, 2009January 26, 2014 by Peter DeWolf

Hey, lady. The Monkey was here yesterday.  Out of the blue she said, “Do you have a measuring tape?” I was getting a snack for The ACN (who wanted to […]

Posted in peter's future wife 45 Comments

"you're very cute, you know." "yeah."

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Peter DeWolf

So I’ve been munchkin-sitting since Wednesday.  We’ve had fun.  And she’s kept me busy. Very busy. She also likes playing tricks on me. Yesterday, around 1 pm, I decided that […]

Posted in ACN 6 Comments

it’s snowy, future wife

Posted on December 9, 2009January 26, 2014 by Peter DeWolf

Hiiiiiii, you. Since I made a mail-order bride joke yesterday and was taken seriously, I figured it was time to write to you again. So Christmas is almost here, eh? […]

Posted in peter's future wife 37 Comments

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