Hiyas. No new posts until next week (probably.) The Niece of Adorable Cuteness is here for the week and she demands my full attention. Seriously. If she doesn’t get it, […]
Month: December 2009
A Blogger Christmas Carol
A cranky, though underratedly handsome man named Ebepeter Scrooge sits in his office, going over his sitemeter stats by candlelight. His assistant, Ben Cratchit, enters. “Mr. Scrooge, it’s pretty cold […]
ringer #4
it begins or so i’ve heard with teeny letters on a small glowing square really T9Word-ian replies to touchscreen QWERTY desires the buzzing of the arrival of the first gently […]
it’s like a manual, future wife
Hiya, Future Wife. A number of bloggers have been posting about the pros and cons of being single for the holidays lately. My only real thought was “It sucks not […]
they have t-shirts though
she is keeping you at arm’s length (partially) so that her hand is just on you again no troop surge is large enough to protect the heart and control the […]
word doodles + pics
Many months ago, I woke up with an idea. And bedhead. The idea was to combine some of my favourite word doodles (at the time) with cool pics. I mentioned […]
remember how much you loved my guest post for Jenn last week with stories about me as a kid?
What’s that? You didn’t love it? Huh. OK. Well… Way to ruin an intro. Jerk. Whatever. Here is part two. With even cuter pics.
it’s all twerps and girly movies, future wife
Hey, lady. The Monkey was here yesterday. Out of the blue she said, “Do you have a measuring tape?” I was getting a snack for The ACN (who wanted to […]
"you're very cute, you know." "yeah."
So I’ve been munchkin-sitting since Wednesday. We’ve had fun. And she’s kept me busy. Very busy. She also likes playing tricks on me. Yesterday, around 1 pm, I decided that […]
it’s snowy, future wife
Hiiiiiii, you. Since I made a mail-order bride joke yesterday and was taken seriously, I figured it was time to write to you again. So Christmas is almost here, eh? […]