She kind of doesn’t want him to want her in this skirt she has carefully selected because it hugs her ass so lovingly She kind of hopes that he can […]
Month: July 2009
This is not a blog post
Though if it was a blog post, it would look much like this. You know, all wordy and fonterrific. But this is not a post. You see, it would appear […]
You couldn't think of any sex Qs?
You asked some questions. And we answered… those questions. Of course brandy got all “Hey! Look at me!” and gave much longer answers than mine. How… RUDE. (Feel free to […]
romantic and s-e-x advice
I arrived back at my computer a day last week and found an IM from (Canada-hating, NOT ex-gf) Jenn: “international sex symbol” I looked at it and thought “Thanks for […]
is it related to an eargasm?
“Did you love your ex?” “Yeah… I mean, I think. She is pretty. Nice. Usually. But talking to her doesn’t… excite me.” “It doesn’t excite you?” “Nope.” “The topics?” “When […]
No one reads blogs on Fridays anyway…
… so why not a silly topic? Because I’d NEVER write a silly post otherwise. In an email conversation with a fellow blogger, we somehow got on the topic of […]
Things I learned from little twerps over the past week…
– When you ask The ACN “After spending all day stuck in the house because of the rain, are you sick of Unc?” you better be ready for whatever answer […]
he wondered
He wondered if this time of night, or morning, felt like this everywhere else. He had lived in a few others places (briefly) but none of them felt exactly the […]
Pick-up lines from other eras — the 60s
With time-traveling DeLoreans driving around willy-nilly, you never know when you’ll get taken back in time. And regardless of what era you might end up in, you gotta have pick-up […]
gotta be the shoes
She only had three rules for him: 1) Put the toilet seat down. 2) No hockey in the house. 3) Well… it’s in the bedroom. He was especially opposed to […]