“I don’t have an accent.” And maybe she doesn’t. Maybe it is just her voice. Whatever it is, it makes me want to curl up and take a nap in […]
Dear Americans, Thanks for not fucking up. Sincerely. I mean, I mostly had faith it you. But, in my darkest hours, I had some doubts. Can you blame me? While […]
“I just want to spread the wealth… in my pants.” “I believe in the audacity of grope.” “When it comes to the “troops,” I favour a gradual and safe pull-out.” […]
…over at “The Good, the Bad and the Lovely.” Which, I think we can all agree, is a blog with a title that sums me up quite well.
I didn’t get to see my Adorably Cute Niece this weekend. And my jerkface family members didn’t take pictures of her dressed as a “cute puppy” for Halloween. Booooo. But […]