You shouldn’t have had to read the eulogy that I wrote for you for your Mom. Not at eleven years old. You shouldn’t have to hug adult relatives and say, […]
Month: November 2008
How I feel after one complete trip through Guns n' Roses' "Chinese Democracy"
I’m sitting on a pigeon crap-encrusted bench with THAT friend. The one you only see once every few years. You know, the one that arrives like a tornado. I’m outside […]
If you know anything about me, you know that…
I brings the ruckus to the ladies. (Wait. That’s not it.) If you know anything about me, you know that yesterday was my birthday. (There it is.) And I want […]
Random PeterFact #1472
If I ever popped my collar, even accidentally while putting on a shirt, I would slap the living shit out of myself.
things you don't want to hear
The Monkey just looked me up and down and with a smile said, “You know, I totally almost wore the same jeans today.”
The General
I feel like my blog has morphed into nothing but Word Doodles and a few mentions of my novella. (If you buy it, I’ll stop bringing it up.*) So, I […]
nothin' but word doodles, suckas!
Did you say just “oopsie?” I did. Very manly. I don’t give a fuck. How manly is that? Fine. … Apologize? Me? Yeah? For? Being rude. No. No? No. Hmm. […]
this started off as something else
You’ve always loved the lighting in your bathroom. It never seems to judge when showing you the flaws to be covered. It graciously helps with the easy blending of focus […]
answer the question
Do you ever want to just embrace being happy? forget cynicism exists? enjoy being uncool? be silly and loopy? turn the music up? louder? ball your pants up and throw […]
I know how it is…
It’s Friday. You are not feeling at all motivated to do any work. You are slightly hungover, but trying to hide it. You are wearing the same clothes as last […]