You know what I like? I like those new paper towels that let you select your own size. You can get a full paper towel, for your bigger clean-up jobs, […]
By the second day of any good palooza, you’ve realized that the food is overpriced, the bathrooms are overused and perhaps the stranger you had hurried sex with hadn’t showered […]
This Word Doodlepalooza post is from an Australian reader named Pocahontas Q. Fred. She submitted this piece and — Hey. You know, I am starting to doubt that it is […]
Welcome to the opening of Word Doodlepalooza. Don’t forget to submit your own doodles to take part. (They can be anonymous.) Our first contributor is twobuyfour — who apparently also […]
Sweetie pi you said 3.14159265358979323847 but it is 3.14159265358979323846 hahahaha Whore.
If you’ve read me for a while, you’ve noticed that I write “word doodles.” You’ve also become smarter, sexier and somehow immune to Disco Fever. Word doodles, as described by […]
u r smarter than you’re showing and being more engaged than it seems afraid of seeming afraid? resistant to change and to understanding why? confident in abilities assumed aware of […]
I just went to vote. Despite it being nice and warm in Peteville today, they had the heat in the polling joint set to “tropical like a motherfucker.” (That’s […]
At the start of every school week, The ACN’s teacher reads out little reports that each student brings in about their weekend. The ACN and I just finished hers to […]
Mom: He is chasing the vacuum now! Peter: Nipper is a girl. Sheesh. Mom: Well, it’s stunned enough to be a male.