The ACN is coming to visit this weekend. She is very excited. (Beyond the normal excitement that anyone feels when they get to hang out with me.) She just got […]
Month: May 2008
I have a confession…
I don’t own any porn. It’s true. Take a moment to wipe your Bloody Mary off of your monitor. I don’t make this confession to try to impress women and […]
hello
I lied.I did.I knew that I was lying at the time.I did it anyway.You needed to hear it.I needed not to speak the truth out loud.I knew that eventually things […]
You gotta love small towns…
In the past I’ve heard… “Luckier than a dog with two dicks… both of them working.” Also… “He’s hornier than a four-peckered goat.” And then today I heard a 50 […]
just before waking up
It’s never a good sign when the ice has barely melted in your empty glass. Still, he liked the clinking sound as he moved it around. “I’m sooo sorry for […]
shine
Starlight bends as it passes near the sun. How did he expect to remain unaffected?Words not ready to be spokento ears not prepared to receive.Thought trying to return the voice […]
Parlez-vous garage?
When I was in grade nine or ten, my French teacher asked me to stay after class. This didn’t really strike me as overly strange. I was a sarcastic bastard, […]
It's my favourite day of the year again…
And this is why! Munchkinpants is seven years old today. Seven! And somehow getting cuter every single day.
blinking
He backspaced over the two lines.Hating the realitymore than he enjoyed the wording.He stared at the blank screen,trying to will the words to appear.At least in his head.But, that filled […]
Thinking about all our younger years
The other morning, I heard a familiar song from my youth. (No, it wasn’t The Andrews Sisters or the Glenn Miller Orchestra, you saucy bastards.) It wasn’t one my favourite […]