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Month: May 2008

It's pink too?

Posted on May 30, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

The ACN is coming to visit this weekend. She is very excited. (Beyond the normal excitement that anyone feels when they get to hang out with me.) She just got […]

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I have a confession…

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

I don’t own any porn. It’s true. Take a moment to wipe your Bloody Mary off of your monitor. I don’t make this confession to try to impress women and […]

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hello

Posted on May 22, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

I lied.I did.I knew that I was lying at the time.I did it anyway.You needed to hear it.I needed not to speak the truth out loud.I knew that eventually things […]

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You gotta love small towns…

Posted on May 20, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

In the past I’ve heard… “Luckier than a dog with two dicks… both of them working.” Also… “He’s hornier than a four-peckered goat.” And then today I heard a 50 […]

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just before waking up

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

It’s never a good sign when the ice has barely melted in your empty glass. Still, he liked the clinking sound as he moved it around. “I’m sooo sorry for […]

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shine

Posted on May 14, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

Starlight bends as it passes near the sun. How did he expect to remain unaffected?Words not ready to be spokento ears not prepared to receive.Thought trying to return the voice […]

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Parlez-vous garage?

Posted on May 13, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

When I was in grade nine or ten, my French teacher asked me to stay after class. This didn’t really strike me as overly strange. I was a sarcastic bastard, […]

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It's my favourite day of the year again…

Posted on May 11, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

And this is why! Munchkinpants is seven years old today. Seven! And somehow getting cuter every single day.

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blinking

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

He backspaced over the two lines.Hating the realitymore than he enjoyed the wording.He stared at the blank screen,trying to will the words to appear.At least in his head.But, that filled […]

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Thinking about all our younger years

Posted on May 8, 2008 by Peter DeWolf

The other morning, I heard a familiar song from my youth. (No, it wasn’t The Andrews Sisters or the Glenn Miller Orchestra, you saucy bastards.) It wasn’t one my favourite […]

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