After waaaay more debate and research than I am willing to cop to, I have finally ordered my new official baseball cap. I can tell you are all very excited. […]
Month: January 2008
you gotta push all the doubt to the side of your mouth
Some times I look in the mirror and wonder if that dude in there lives a parallel life. One where he makes a fantastic living as a writer. Where he […]
There's a ME in THREESOME
It’s Monday and I have nothing for you. Ever felt too loopy to write something sensible, yet not clear-headed enough to write anything “funny?” Yeah, that’s where I am right […]
A short open letter to my future wife…
Sweetie, Deal breaker? Love,Peter
things that pop into my head while I am eating a bowl of organic multi-grain cereal with rice milk
He pawed at the fraying edges of his dream,Like a sailor frantically unfurling a chart.It was disappearing.Quickly.What had started as a mundane, if detailed, REM dance,had somehow morphed.Unexpectedly.Unwelcomed?He kissed her.“Oh, […]
Mittens
I decided years ago, but still well into (chronological) adulthood, that I was going to wear mittens in the winter. Not gloves. Mittens. Mittens! Dads wear gloves. And, as numerous […]
Ahhh! C'est beau. C'est vraiment beau.
Two posts today! Exciting, no? A brighter man would have saved this for tomorrow morning so that he wouldn’t be stressing about coming up with something to write. However, rationing […]
I'm like a pioneer and shit
They make you take tests before you do everything these days. Before you can start driving. Before you are interviewed for a job. “Clearly not before you are allowed to […]
You know…
When you have a hand held vacuum cleaner and a female recreation device with the same name, it is fairly easy to have misunderstandings.
Desunt cetera
He yawned and stretched. His left ear popped. Finally. He exhaled loudly. Well, it seemed loud to him. Now. He reached into his inside jacket pocket and pulled out a […]