He runs his fingers through his hair and looks out his window.Everything is covered with a good five inches of snow.He didn’t know it was coming. He never pays attention […]
Month: December 2007
wherever did it go?
I feel like I’ve lost my blogging mojo. The vibe. Or what the Mesopotamians referred to as “angolar.”* Despite being named by the New Orleans Times-Picayune as “one of the […]
a couple pics…
Little Chick Claus and Nipper Claus both hope that you are having the happiest of holidays!
two cutiepies, one unc
I’m gonna mess with the chronology of this post a little. It’s going to be like a Tarantino film. Except, if it was a Tarantino film, it might involve Kirk […]
Fun With The ACN
Upon arriving, she followed through with her promise to share her cold with me for Xmas. We were sitting on the couch when she started kissing my cheek. Uncle Pete: […]
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Discussions about being single seem to come up more often around than holidays than any other time of the year. (Although, I suspect with women, it comes up any time […]
mini monkey post
After a visit last night that included her telling The ACN the following joke on the phone: “Snowflake, why is Tigger stinky? Because he sits next to Pooh.” The Monkey […]
Ooops, I Did — Screw it, you know the rest
So, little Spears is preggers. *golf clap* There is nothing quite like sibling rivalry. Or overachieving. At this rate, she’ll be in rehab by 17. Well done. Other than to […]
you are
people are waiting.depending.you are going to go.one concern.a rogue wave of emotion.legitimate.you are going to go.she called you last week.she did it to “Fuck you.”not to fuck you.big difference.huge.you are […]
Monkey business
The Monkey was getting ready for her Xmas concert and needed help with her tie. Me: Cute outfit. Have you given any thought to, I don’t know, maybe brushing your […]