Occasionally someone will ask me: “Peter, why do you think that you are so great?” To which I’ll invariably reply: “Because I’m fucking delightful, you asshole.” However, another answer could […]
When I was a little kid, I misunderstood a conversation between my parents and thought that we were broke. Like live in a cardboard box broke. And not a fancy […]
My cellphone ringtone is Xzibit saying, “Your phone’s ringing. Answer your phone. Pick it up, man. It is pissing me off.” For those keeping score at home, I am still […]
I like my french fries cooked medium-well.I like my women smart and funny.I like my family comedies starring Ice Cube.