It is my turn over at The ‘Stache. I am going to close comments here. But, definitely not because I want you to go over there and leave them, thus […]
Month: July 2007
Webkinz and Me
This weekend The ACN was in town, so I was Uncle Pete-ing it right up. And, as per usual, that involved much playing of Webkinz. She just added something new […]
Can eyeballs sweat?
This is a real conversation that I had recently: Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: I hear you. Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: Yeah, one second. Oven timer: Beep […]
Peter on love… and baseball caps
The other night, some lucky soul was wise enough to come to me with questions about love. Well, they didn’t exactly come to me as much as find my blog […]
Yes… Love
Her: Did you forget to take out the garbage again?Him: My darling… let us not deal with the mundane. We operate on a level so much above all of that […]
Centre Ice
Stomp. Stomp. Clap. Stomp. Stomp. Clap. 4000ish people in unison. Luke felt the concussion in his chest as he stood at centre ice. He leaned his chin on the butt […]
Kick in the jiggers
I’m not telepathic. I know. I KNOW. I’m as shocked as you. I’ve always assumed the skill would be there if and when I needed it. Like when people can […]
I'll Cut Ya
If you only know me through my blog, you’d probably think that I am fairly mellow. Patient, even. Mostly because that is what I want you to believe. Suckers. But, […]
Which of the "Golden Girls" I would sleep with… you know, if I had to
You’ve all probably wondered , at one time or another, which of the “Golden Girls” I would sleep with, if pressed. It’s only natural. And I am about to tell […]
I'll poke you with a q-tip!
Voice in Peter’s Head: Hey. Peter: You’re back? Voice in Peter’s Head: Yep. Peter: I was kind of enjoying the break. Voice in Peter’s Head: I bet. But, apparently you […]