Chester French rules! (And I don’t mean the American sculptor Daniel Chester French. Although he clearly does good work.) Perez Hilton was right. They kick ass. Go check ’em out!
Month: March 2007
Window To Your Sole…
As I look in through your kitchen window, you’ve never been more lovely. Red hair falling over your shoulders, looking like it has never known a tangle. Still in your […]
The Idol
I just watched American Idol and have a couple quick thoughtlets: – Sanjaya Malakar… Dude. Seriously? He now feels completely bulletproof. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t come on next […]
A million little gods causing rainstorms…
I fought harder against Facebook than I did against any other web service. I’m not sure why. Probably because it started out as something just for students. Even when they […]
Quick ACN Stories…
– Earlier the ACN wanted a Tim Hortons chocolate chip cookie. I started feeding it to her. She told me that she didn’t eat chocolate chips. So, I took out […]
Question
Am I a bad person for thinking that Salma Hayek’s child better cure Cancer at some point to make up for potentially destroying her rack? Probably, eh?
Happy Birthday, Blog!
Today is my blog’s first birthday! Pretty exciting, eh? 276 posts. Feel free to send my blog cards, presents, or pictures of yourself dressed as a naughty librarian. To celebrate […]
I've Never Played Cupid Before…
Though I HAVE dressed in nothing but a diaper and shot arrows at people. But, that is not important right now. I’ve never tried to set anyone up before. I’ve […]
Choices You Don't Want to Make
They shouldn’t put you in this position. But, they do. They shouldn’t ask you to decide. But, they do. You shouldn’t feel guilty for having a preference. But, you do. […]
Been slacking…
Still need more folks in the baseball pool. Again, remember this is a zero effort baseball pool.