I don’t “get” art. Especially paintings. And, if you are anything like me — tall, dark, delightfully charming — then you don’t either. I really don’t see why Mona Lisa […]

(aka “Being bossed around by my 8 year old cousin”) So, I’m getting ready to wash the lunch dishes, when she asks me what I had. I try to explain […]

I really don’t know much about Askmen.com, so perhaps this article isn’t a good representation of what they are all about, but if it is… Some maroon wrote: “6 Ways […]

I love taking long showers. I really do. Showers lasting more than a half hour are completely normal to me. I started taking long showers when I was 14 or […]

Yes, this will be the final Vernon St. installment. This is a big ‘un. Twice the Peter for the same price. You are SO lucky. Have you read Part I, […]

I am writing on a Saturday morning. This almost never happens. Apparently I am feeling a bit writerly today. I was just reading some Tony Pierce and it put me […]

Since screenwriting doesn’t seem to be happening today, I think I’ll continue to regale you with tales of the infamous Vernon St apartment. If you haven’t already, you should read […]

Or “Damn, Taylor Dayne wishes I was her lover…” When I sat down here, I was going to write a post about Katherine on ‘American Idol.’ But, I figured that […]

Hey kids — As I settle in here at blogger.com, there may be a few things not working. It has taken me forever to get this going over here. Not […]

Kirby Puckett 1960 – 2006