10 social marketing pick-up lines

“Give me twenty minutes and you’ll be making your S-E-… ‘O face.'”

“We’ll start your campaign with a little pre-launch… then the launch… then cuddling.”

“Wanna put the sin in synergy?”

“I’ll help you get the wrinkles out of your cascading style sheets.”

“Baby got backlink.”

“There’s a fine line between crowdsourcing and orgy.”

“I heard that your bed is open platform.”

“Nice server rack.”

“Come back to my place and measure our bounce rate?”

“Girl, you put the ass in grassroots marketing.”

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16 Responses

  1. @Valerie322 says:

    RT @peterdewolf: 10 Social Marketing Pick-up Lines — http://t.co/Qh6LKQ8V

  2. “I can greatly improve your results if you just give me basic access to your backend.”

  3. Bailey says:

    Ohmygod. Those are funny.

  4. @tdelano says:

    10 social marketing pick-up lines http://t.co/XjF2iLGx via @peterdewolf <- Come on, now. That’s just funny!

  5. Cole says:

    Hilarious, those are way better than the ones I tried:

    Why don’t we go back to MySpace, and see what sucks.

    or

    “I know one person that’s been following you for a while now…”

    or

    “I’d Poke you.”

    So many fails

  6. RT @peterdewolf: 10 Social Marketing Pick-up Lines — http://t.co/Qh6LKQ8V

  7. tomfromhr says:

    “Are you a YouTube video? Cause you’ve gone viral in my head.”

    Wait, that sounds kinda bad.

    “If I said you had a nice blog, Word you Press it against me?”

    “You put the Plus in Google Plus.”

  8. kristin says:

    i’m totally gonna drop “boy you put the ass is grassroots” to my work husband now. see you in HR!

  9. @peterdewolf says:

    10 social marketing pick-up lines — http://t.co/GH9L064f

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  11. @danielhaack says:

    Lol RT @mmbizon: Haha! So, there’s this … “10 social marketing pick-up lines” via @peterdewolf http://t.co/atWBQNT4

  12. @VeronikaLP says:

    RT @ClarisseThorn: Social marketing pickup lines by @peterdewolf — “I heard that your bed is open platform.” http://t.co/vLroa6ML

  13. @helloxjed says:

    “I can greatly improve your results if you just give me basic access to your backend.” Social marketing pick-up. http://t.co/LBs64GeJ

  14. @fuelsocial says:

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